Last Updated: 1.20.2002.
Can you believe it's the year 2002?!
Didn't you always think the world would be much cooler by now when you were little?!
Try to ignore that stupid banner overhead.







Like most endeavors in my life, this page is a work in progress, and it will continue to be until I actually learn what I'm doing. See, I don't know jack, actually. My introduction to html began when I ripped off some code from my friend Slolie's site and started playing around with it. Since then, I've actually taken some initiative and learned a few things from webmonkey myself. If you think I'm cheezy, or if your name happens to be "Slolie" and you're pissed, submit your comments to my complaint-department. Otherwise, by all means take a look around and check out all the blank pages that I might actually get to someday!





Only Quotes, Links, and X-M.O.N.K.E.Y.S. are active, so don't bother with the others...

Quotes
Movies
An uninteresting workbench for my experimentation only
Links that you should definitely check out
X-Monkeys Note: If you are not a regular on Swingmonkey.com this page will make no sense to you whatsoever.
Swingmonkey

Handy link to
Webmonkey Authoring.
Experimentation workbench


Notes on Consciousness and the Subconscious Note: If you do not have a Bouncing Brain, this page will make no sense to you whatsoever.